Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Tommy Pickles v Superman

Name: Tommy Pickles A.K.A.: - Hometown: Unknown Known For: Wearing a diapie Strength: His plastic screw driver can open all gates Weakness: Nap time Wins: -

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Name: Superman A.K.A.: Clark Kent Hometown: Metropolis, KS Known For: Wearing underwear outside his pants Strength: He is a super man Weakness: Kyptonite Wins: -

Tommy Pickles could solve any problem that arose in his life with either a screw driver or a well turned phrase that was wise way beyond his years. Clark Kent, is the most powerful super hero on Earth. He is a bit of a nerd (but so is Tommy). If this were a fight to the death, Supe would clearly win, but Tommy is way more epic. His adventures, though not as epic as Supe's, are more fun to watch even without all the explosions. 
Conclusion: Tommy Pickles v. Superman