Monday, October 28, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Ron Weasley v. Scooby Doo


Name: Ron Weasley
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: The Burrow
Known For: Being Ginger
Strength: Being a strong friend, killer chess skills
Weakness: Snogging with skanky girls
Wins: - 

VS


Name: Scooby Doo
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Coolsville
Known For: Solving mysteries
Strength: Great friend
Weakness: Always hungry and scared
Wins: - 

Ron is an awesome character, he is very real: lazy, horny, funny. He wins a chess game against Dame Maggie Smith's best game. He helps save the world from the worst wizard in history. And despite his poor upbringing, he doesn't let it get him down (mostly) and becomes the every man hero. Scooby on the other hand, eats a lot and runs away from men pretending to be ghosts. But who didn't want to be Shaggy with a talking dog side kick (well actually I wanted to be Velma, but that's another story). Scooby blunders his way through every mystery, as does Ron. This round of Epicness goes to Scooby, because he and Ron are very similar, but is a talking dog.

Conclusion: Ron Weasley v Scooby Doo




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